Cause of out of control Ear Hair

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Intensive studies have shown that ear hairs can grow uncontrollably if not treated. The study also showed that this is especially true for Christians.

Scientists have discovered that when Christians do not read their bibles, they have a higher risk of growing uncontrollable ear hair.

Some people believe that this was the real reason for Peter taking a sword and chopping off Malchus' ear (John 18:10). Peter got tired of looking at his ears, and was actually trying to trim Malchus' ear hairs down, but got to close with the sword and ended up chopping his entire ear off. Thankfully Jesus was there to put Malchus' ear back on (Luke 22:51).

The point behind this is that we should be diligent to read God's Word each and every day, not only to protect us from having our ear hairs grow out of control, but to protect us from the Peters' of this world, who may try to trim them down for us.

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